The theme that most occurs in this crap blog is how often I keep saying that I’m not going to give in and then I go running back for more. It’s a reoccurring theme and it’s one that I must stop repeating and writing about. If you’re reading this and you’re not me, apologies, it’s going to get boring but since I’m on the theme of men I can’t keep away from, I’m going to list the ones that have disappeared from my life yet I’m reminded of constantly. Think of it as a compendium if you will that I can refer back to when I’m in a depressive state that I so often slump to as a reminder to keep away. Also to remind me that as a woman, I’m really not very good at dating and perhaps it’s me and not always them.
These are my man life lessons. The men in my life who have left me. Lets start at the beginning in chronological order.
1) I probably shouldn’t include this person but this is where the heartbreak started. This is when I realised that good people are taken from you and that there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
I was gradually aware as I got older that I was different to everyone else. My appearance didn’t match that of my friends, no matter what ethnicity they were, no one had skin colour like mine. Hitting puberty was excruciating enough without feeling like I didn’t have a place in the world. Enter my first real crush and probably the one man I’ll always love. I’ll call him D. D had alopecia. When we met at work we clicked. It was like meeting someone who knew what it was like to be a bit of a freak. We were instant soul mates and he’d often bare his bare head to me as a sign of acceptance. He was famous for wearing his trademark cap all the time and rarely took it off in the presence of other people, so for that I knew we had a special bond. He was a kind gentle soul and I loved every fibre of his body. On a random saturday night a stranger took a dislike to a comment he made after one too many beers. He hit the ground and never got up. Even now to write about it, the bitter pain of losing someone I adored so much makes my heart ache in a way I can’t describe. I can’t put into words just how much I miss him. I was 22 and he was my best friend. He was everybody’s best friend. I learnt quickly that life is unfair. I see his sister every now and then and we remember him the way he was, funny, loving and one of a kind. He was everything. I think about him nearly every day. I always will.
So moving on…
2) Lets call him M. M was a cheeky chap with a smile on his face and boner in his pants. I won’t go into detail but you can see where I’m heading. When we met, everything was exciting. I was single as fuck and gagging for some fun, and fun we had. For several months. Then one day he didn’t turn up for work and I found out he’d left his job and the country. Lesson 2 in life: some people leave you and do have a choice. But they choose not to say goodbye. This is the theme that will become so prevalent in my life.
Which leads to…
3) Special J. A man so complex, yet so brilliant. Someone who made me think about life from a different perspective. Always challenging me on many levels. Sometimes those of my patience. After breaking my heart and leaving me, he came back and did it all over again. And I let him. More fool me. I should know by now, never mix business with pleasure but I was a sucker for a tall unshaven man especially in the office kitchen over a cup of tea. The tension at work was unbearable at times when it all ended but hearing he’d left was quite a blow. He never meant to intentionally hurt me but some things are for the best. I still think of him and hope his complexities are not getting the better of him.
Almost there…
4) Is someone who I knew for such a brief time but made such an impact on me that if I ever have a son, he’ll be named after him. Obviously, he won’t be listed as ***** but I can’t name him on here, just for fear that even though this is personal, god forbid he ever actually reads it (he won’t but Still). When ***** came into my life I was going into meltdown even though it wasn’t apparent to me at the time. I wasn’t eating, I wasn’t talking to anyone, and I could barely get out of bed. Unless someone needed me, I didn’t bother at all. I was having a shit time trying to juggle work and my personal life, stressing out over my poorly mother and this person came from out of nowhere and was there for me everyday. We talked about everything from having kids to our ex’s. I told him things I’ve never told anyone. I know what I did, and I know people move on. He has and I have to. I just wish he’d said goodbye. I only hope he knows what a difference he made in the darkest times and how much he changed me. I couldn’t have got through the first couple of month without him. As a lover I miss him a lot but as friend I miss him terribly.
Finally…
5) Unintentionally but it’s F. F for go fuck yourself. F for fuck off and stop wasting my time. F for fuck you, you cheating bastard. F for fuck me, I’m so fucking gullible. F for thank fuck I realised when I did. I think that’s 5 fucks. Maybe one for luck? Nah.
I digress with the f word but basically, this is someone who thought it would be fun to just use me. It’s my own stupid fault. By any reason, I should have seen it coming, had more self respect and walked away. But I didn’t. After everything that’s happened this year, breaking up with my long term partner (who coincidentally is not on this list, at least we kept that dignified) and pretty much losing the will to live and being suicidal, you’d think joining a dating website would be a very bad idea. It was a very bad idea. When you crave love and sex, you might get one of them. If you’re a little bit lucky. If you’re extremely gifted, you may get both. I got one but not the one I really needed. F bolted on me. Found someone else and never even had the decency to say goodbye. Lesson learned. After 3 months, I let my guard down and got elbowed. Next time I go in the ring, the gloves are off.
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